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Hymn 365

21 Feb

A friend passed along this one:

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Sermon completed, he sat down.

The song leader stood, smiled slightly and said, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #65, ‘Shall We Gather at the River’.”


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Posted by on February 21, 2012 in Humor

 

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